What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 03:29
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How was your JEE 2024 result like?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.